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by G. Janssen
Mon Mar 21, 2022 5:05 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Outsider humor thread
Replies: 188
Views: 866884

Re: Outsider humor thread

Which TV program in 2160 got the most viewers ever at the start, the lowest ratings ever afterwards and caused the host to suffer a mental breakdown?

The infamous 3 hour long Fireblade 'ask me anything' interview.
by G. Janssen
Mon Mar 21, 2022 3:27 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Outsider humor thread
Replies: 188
Views: 866884

Re: Outsider humour thread

Krulle wrote:
Mon Mar 21, 2022 7:03 am
As a weapon, the boomerang did not come back.
This documentary about present day Australian culture and tribal greeting customs shows otherwise though.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RAHOMuiipsE
by G. Janssen
Mon Mar 21, 2022 3:12 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Outsider humor thread
Replies: 188
Views: 866884

Re: Outsider humor thread

The decade after the establishment of diplomatic relations with the Loroi was marked by three remarkable events: a massive popularity of fake elf ears, a record sale of blue paint and the mysterious disappearance of millions of short men worldwide.
by G. Janssen
Sat Mar 19, 2022 4:09 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Outsider humor thread
Replies: 188
Views: 866884

Outsider humor thread

I'll start. Spock, Lyta Alexander, Smurfette, my mother-in-law and Oda Nobunaga walk into a bar. "Oh hello, commander Stillstorm." "Tikitik tik tikikit tik kitikitikitik" "Alex, I didn't know humans had a device that translates human languages into that of the Hierarchy." "We don't, Beryl. It's call...
by G. Janssen
Tue Mar 08, 2022 9:42 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Anti-Loroi and Anti-Umiak Weapons and Traps
Replies: 8
Views: 2464

Re: Anti-Loroi and Anti-Umiak Weapons and Traps

Tanks can easily be disabled by civilians. All they need to do is throw balloons filled with paint against the tanks' periscope lenses as they drive by in the streets. I see no reason why it would be less efficient against hardtroopers. I read this on Twitter.............
by G. Janssen
Tue Mar 08, 2022 3:04 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Is the comic dead?
Replies: 102
Views: 610358

Re: Is the comic dead?

Cthulhu wrote:
Tue Mar 08, 2022 2:33 pm
Krulle wrote:
Tue Mar 08, 2022 1:03 pm
Weird time to do so.
Time to turn around and quietly leave immediately again.
*Invites you to the BBQ*
Leaving now would be impolite. Care for a glass of Chianti? It goes well with the main dish. The beans are also superb...
Ah, liver. My favorite.
by G. Janssen
Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:32 am
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Is the comic dead?
Replies: 102
Views: 610358

Re: Is the comic dead?

As long as they are tasty.. Most vegans are skinny, so at least it's lean meat. Not suitable for sausages, but excellent for steaks. "Paul, I'd like to invite you to the neighbourhood barbecue." "I have to decline, because barbecues are bad for the environment. And I'm vegan, you know." "We all kno...
by G. Janssen
Thu Mar 03, 2022 6:02 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Is the comic dead?
Replies: 102
Views: 610358

Re: Is the comic dead?

Soylent Green for the win! Except that in 30 years time, when eating meat has been replaced by eating NuMeat (tm), the NuMeat won't be made of dead bodies, it will be made of the larvae of the bugs that feed on dead bodies. All dead bodies. No more burials or cremations, only recycling. For the env...
by G. Janssen
Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:26 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Is the comic dead?
Replies: 102
Views: 610358

Re: Is the comic dead?

GeoModder wrote:
Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:01 pm
Well, I reckon if inflation enters the equation, the first chapter is worth a dollar/page by now... Those were created in less financially inflated times... :lol:
Ghe, you got me there.
by G. Janssen
Tue Mar 01, 2022 12:48 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Is the comic dead?
Replies: 102
Views: 610358

Re: Is the comic dead?

I mean, what is Tempo's other hidden malus? Does she pick her nose? If you do feel like life will be tragically abbreviated in the short term, I am 99% certain I know what happens at the end (I mean beyond the obvious of Alex becoming the Kwizatz Haderach) but I don't want to spoil too much; Let's ...
by G. Janssen
Tue Mar 01, 2022 12:52 am
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Is the comic dead?
Replies: 102
Views: 610358

Re: Is the comic dead?

Good thing then that you're not being asked to pay to read the webcomic, as it's free. Nothing in life is free. Not even air. Ask the people who have asthma, hay fever (or lung cancer if they live in Mexico City, Hong Kong or Beijing). Yes, I know: I'm a cheerful fellow. Cynicism is an unavoidable ...
by G. Janssen
Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:32 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Is the comic dead?
Replies: 102
Views: 610358

Re: Is the comic dead?

Not so very long ago I found a small bookstore and decided to take a look inside. I managed to find a book that looked interesting. It cost 27.50 Euros and counted 275 pages. The backcover read that the price of the book was based on the number of pages: 10 cents per page. I could live with this nov...