[Wolf329] Fanart - Charge of the blue platoon

[wolf329]

Oh no, Spiral has stolen Alex's flightsuit, but doesn't understand how to wear human garments. (Pixiv...)

You know by coincidence I have been wanting to write somewhere in my stories a joke concerning blueberries. Hehe

The TCA Colony Shopping Netfeed is proud to present the latest in fruit smoothie technology. Just look how this unit presses, smashes, thrusts, and plunges to produce a flood of delicious liquids!

[wolf329]

Doing some background work and expanding canon a little...

Stillstorm's private cabin, because if you've got a personal shuttle, there's probably a private room too, right? Although even the captain can only take up so much extra space on a small craft like the Highland.



with a brief discussion regarding distinctly non-canon future events

[Snoofman]

Doing some background work and expanding canon a little...

Stillstorm's private cabin, because if you've got a personal shuttle, there's probably a private room too, right? Although even the captain can only take up so much extra space on a small craft like the Highland.



with a brief discussion regarding distinctly non-canon future events

LMAO…TTEOT

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Laugh my ass off… till the end of time!

You’re finest joke yet!

[raistlin34]

For what little we have seen, I can actually believe Stillstorm being pretty austere and avoiding excessive luxuries despite her rank.

[wolf329]

Agreed, it's more "a commander's shuttle is likely to have a built-in private cabin" than anything she chose, at least that's my interpretation.

[wolf329]

Talon demonstrates why she is glad human males aren't proportionally larger than Loroi males in every way.


still pg-13 if it's just euphemistic, right?

[Snoofman]

Talon demonstrates why she is glad human males aren't proportionally larger than Loroi males in every way.


still pg-13 if it's just euphemistic, right?

Hahahahahaha! The horny hobbits seem well endowed. Big time! Lucky bastards.

Also love Talon's slightly cross eyed expression. Was that intentional?

[wolf329]

Yeah, gave her a little extra character. My favorite artist for expressions is Kevin Macguire.

Although she's saying that she's glad human males aren't bigger in certain ways *by the same ratio* that they're taller than Loroi males. Because, as she is helpfully demonstrating, that would be uncomfortable.

As to how she has found out this is the case...

[Snoofman]

Yeah, gave her a little extra character. My favorite artist for expressions is Kevin Macguire.

Although she's saying that she's glad human males aren't bigger in certain ways *by the same ratio* that they're taller than Loroi males. Because, as she is helpfully demonstrating, that would be uncomfortable.

As to how she has found out this is the case...

Bow chicka honk honk

[dragoongfa]

Talon demonstrates why she is glad human males aren't proportionally larger than Loroi males in every way.

Word of God is that Talon wouldn't know because she missed her shot with a male because of being put in the brig when her approved for leave was up. One wonders what she did and who it was directed to.

[Snoofman]

Talon demonstrates why she is glad human males aren't proportionally larger than Loroi males in every way.

Word of God is that Talon wouldn't know because she missed her shot with a male because of being put in the brig when her approved for leave was up. One wonders what she did and who it was directed to.

Is that really true?

[dragoongfa]

I remember reading it in a post here in the forum; so lets say odds are 95% that it is true.

[wolf329]

Seconding the fact that I'm pretty sure Jim said it.

[raistlin34]

That would explain the odd interest in Alex, and Beryl being uncomfortable with both of them getting touchy.

One wonder the Senzai chat between them.

[wolf329]

Talon: Stars, most of us not since diral graduation leave.

Spiral: Some of us not do it before at all in fact.

Talon: Shut mouth!

Alex: Well, at least now I know. Er. I... mean, I know what uh, I dreamed.

[Urist]

I always love the great teasing-sisters energy that Spiral and Talon have, both in Outsider canon and so many fanworks.

[wolf329]

I always love the great teasing-sisters energy that Spiral and Talon have, both in Outsider canon and so many fanworks.

This line right here?

Tail-wag!

Inspired me to make everything... alternative... that I have done.

[Urist]

Huh. And I would have thought that it was literally the next line (Talon's "It was not a real game, seed-head!") that would have inspired your... particular artwork.

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After all, it doesn't take an especially dirty mind to translate 'seed-head' as 'cumbrain.'

[wolf329]

Honestly? Not sure that registered until just now. Might have had a subconscious influence.

[Quickdraw101]

Talon demonstrates why she is glad human males aren't proportionally larger than Loroi males in every way.


still pg-13 if it's just euphemistic, right?

She just hasn't found the right Human yet!